When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
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Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke’s on you, I didn’t study either.
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People: You're ugly.
Me: Okay.
People: You're stupid.
Me: Cool.
People: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
People: BIGBANG can't sing.
Me: I give you 5 seconds to run.
